Dec. 3, 2008 - Interview overload

Long time acne scene acquaintance and local legend Eric Devoe (great dude, backed hard, fuck all people named tonio) took it upon himself to do 3 interviews via aol instant messenger for the acne scene report blog and (hopefully) soon to be vlog (you heard me right) cause. Ok so here is the first interview with local retard, Mike Phillips:

eric devoe: can i interview you

xMikeXPhillyx: yeah dood

eric devoe: alright

eric devoe: first thing is first, introdruce yourself

xMikeXPhillyx: hah ok

eric devoe: hello

eric devoe: i dont got all day

xMikeXPhillyx: OK sorry, i just almost pooped myself because, i had some chocolate.

eric devoe: thats fine 

eric devoe: now introduce yourself

xMikeXPhillyx: Alright, i guess ill start off with...My name is Mike, i'm 20 years old, a vegetarian.

xMikeXPhillyx: I love animals, music,friends,skateboarding,Tea,pooping,gore

eric devoe: interesting

xMikeXPhillyx: Anal Cunt,See you next Tuesday

eric devoe: so, tell me, hows your edge

eric devoe: or more importantly, your acne

xMikeXPhillyx: Kind of fading away. I spent like 120 dollars on this animal cruelty free acne product

eric devoe: thats good

eric devoe: so, if you had to choose, emma or manny?

xMikeXPhillyx: Idk who these people are haha

eric devoe: hey, thats quite alright

eric devoe: so, back to your acne

eric devoe: on a scale from 1-10 what would you rate it

xMikeXPhillyx: probably a 4 id say?

eric devoe: so, how has life been since you found out tonio doesnt exist, i know for me its been horrible

xMikeXPhillyx: again, not really sure that us as well.

xMikeXPhillyx: is*

xMikeXPhillyx: who that is*

eric devoe: ANYWAYS, what acne products have you used in the past?

xMikeXPhillyx: I've used acne products like Proactive an its not that good.

eric devoe: so iv heard

xMikeXPhillyx: and minocycline

eric devoe: so, are you in it for the chicks and the dogs?

xMikeXPhillyx: Straight up.

xMikeXPhillyx: haha

eric devoe: thats good,

eric devoe: well its been great interviewing you

eric devoe: any last words?

xMikeXPhillyx: yes

eric devoe: k, go

xMikeXPhillyx: NOBODY KNOWS FUCKIN' GG ALLEN!

eric devoe: GOOD ONE

xMikeXPhillyx: hahahaha

eric devoe: SERIOUSLY

on to interview number two with

local asian, Dennis:

Bowl of Rice 25: do u hate you neighbors?

eric devoe: no not really

Bowl of Rice 25 signed off at 9:48:12 PM. 

Bowl of Rice 25 signed on at 9:50:22 PM. 

Bowl of Rice 25: yo

eric devoe: yo

eric devoe: wanna be interviewd

Bowl of Rice 25: yes

eric devoe: ill get to you after mike phillips

Bowl of Rice 25: hurry up\

eric devoe: ok

Bowl of Rice 25: ok

eric devoe: uhh how about we start with you introducing yourself

Bowl of Rice 25: my name is dennis leung

Bowl of Rice 25: i am a student at massasoit

Bowl of Rice 25: im 19 years young

eric devoe: fascinating

eric devoe: so, how is your acne these days?

Bowl of Rice 25: i have none i take good care of my face

Bowl of Rice 25: i take pretty good care of my body

eric devoe: thats really good, what products have you used for your face

Bowl of Rice 25: neutrgina? idk how to spell it, it is a pore clenzer

eric devoe: interesting

eric devoe: if you had to choose, manny or emma

Bowl of Rice 25: emma

eric devoe: i beg to differ but to every man his own i guess

eric devoe: so, how has life been since you found out tonio doesnt exist? for me its like the tonio chapter of my life was a lie

Bowl of Rice 25: tonio

eric devoe: interesting, i was thinking the same thing almost

eric devoe: if you were stuck on an island what are 3 things youd bring with you

Bowl of Rice 25: a mute woman, a boat, 15 pounds of hydro-grade marijuana

eric devoe: haha, good answer

eric devoe: so, are you in it for the chicks and the dogs

Bowl of Rice 25: yes

eric devoe: great, any last words

Bowl of Rice 25: no

eric devoe: alright

eric devoe: thanks for your time

Bowl of Rice 25: so what now?

Direct Instant Message session started

eric devoe: uh this is going on nicks acne blog

Bowl of Rice 25: o

eric devoe: which by the way you should look at every day

and last but not least one of the nicest dudes in the biz, Kyle Buresh:

eric devoe: alright

eric devoe: so start by introducing yourself

akaKizz: Um, hey my name is Kyle Buresh... I play bass in the band debaser

eric devoe: interesting

eric devoe: so, how is your edge?

eric devoe: or more importantly your acne?

akaKizz: my edge is strong, my acne is probably stronger

eric devoe: what products have you used for your acne?

akaKizz: Pro-active, neutrogena acne soap, oxy pads, clearisle, and the killer of them all Acutane (a pill you take like everyday)

eric devoe: interesting

eric devoe: what product has worked the best do you think

akaKizz: Acutane by far, but you have to go to a lame ass dermotologist to get it perscribed

eric devoe: oof, thats rough

eric devoe: so, anyways, emma or manny?

akaKizz: manny hands down

akaKizz: well

akaKizz: depends on the stages

eric devoe: agreed

akaKizz: manny during emma's eating disoder

akaKizz: bitch is fine

eric devoe: yeah, hott stuff

eric devoe: so, how has life been since youve found out about tonio not really existing? for me its been painful knowing that all the references and chants mean nothing now

akaKizz: i was honestly heartbroken, i told myself to get in the bed, just get in the bed kyle, get in the bed, and i wouldn't stop calling his name... "TONNNNIIIOOOOOOO"

eric devoe: i know, its been painful

eric devoe: well, anyway, another day of never answered questions, a dead end road with no sence of direction

eric devoe: haha, just kidding

eric devoe: tell me about your band The Nerve Agents

akaKizz: well we were a pretty big band in the early 2000's, our friend davey havok is featured in one of our songs, you should check out his band called A.F.I. and we like to wear eye make up

eric devoe: hmm, strange

eric devoe: so, kyle, be honest, what are you in it for?

akaKizz: the chicks and the dogs... and army dad

eric devoe: thats what im talkin about

eric devoe: well its been great

eric devoe: any last words?

akaKizz: shit, fuck, tits, ass, bitch, fuck, fuck, fuck

akaKizz: no

akaKizz: fuck that

If you'd like to personally thank eric devoe for doing such great interviews you can send him an aol instant message by typing in his full name and sending him messages.

Dec. 2nd, 2008 Today is an interview day!

Ok so today I decided that you, my loyal dedicated readers, were ready for a bigger and more extreme challenge. Which is why I took the liberty of bringing in one of the most severe cases I've ever known so we can all study and learn from this extreme case. His name is Brady Roche. I conducted this interview with him without explaining to him that it was an interview or for my very very popular blog or anything like that. Great guy, really bad acne. And for those who are only here to stay up to date with MY acne, well it's basically the fucking same as it was yesterday and the day before for christs sake. on to the interview:

         me:ok

uhh

alright

so hows the acne scene been treating you lately

Brady: TERRIBLE

i have probably my worst acne ever

stressne

         m: could you possibly describe in depth your current acne severity?

like uhh what are we looking at here

B: dude

like

chin area is destroyed

M: oof. many whiteheads?

B:same nose acne since 4 christmases ago

M: ooof

B: top side left side of cheek breakout

M: ohmahgawsh

          B: overall a bad scene

         M: so it sounds like youve got a pretty bad scene over where youre at huh?

         so could you give me a brief history of treatments that you've been on in the     past? and have any of them seemed to help at all?

         B: im on oxy right now

             no

         M: I understand you've done some of those like 3 step process style treatment   methods before. which step seemed to help the most and why? 

         B: like yeah ive tried twoof those 3 step shit

             i guess the last step rules

         M: which is?

         B: but i still was an acne monster

         M: would you say youre more of an acne monster today than you were in those days?

         B: maybe, not sure

          not as much on the nose but definetly worse everywhere else

             is this an interview?

         M: what gets you through the times when your acne is the most severe?

              do you have a song you like to sing or anything like that?

          B: girls

    umm

    my dogs

    girls

    girls

    angels and airwaves the smithsbowie

    girls

             my fatass

M: when you say girls what exactly are you referring to

         B: oh just the ladies on general

         M: ok those are some excellent and articulate answers

             now i am going exploit this interview over the internet without your permission.

         B: thats fine like i give ashit

Dec. 1st, 2008

It's been only one day since my last post and already I have seen some drastic changes in my facial climate. First off there is clearly a new species in between my eyebrows which probably jumped out at you at first glance of todays photo. Also there seems to be some activity going on on my right cheek (camera left) and below my nostrils but I'm pretty sure that was there yesterday. Anyway here is a graph i made which shows the recent activity (a wooping 5 on the richter scale!  = "felt by all. many run outdoors. furniture moves. slight damage occurs.") that has occurred since the last post: enjoy.

Post numbah 1

So it's 11:30 pm on Sunday November 30th and I just realized that my current acne statistics are relatively unordinary after making this scatter plot 

and so basically I decided it's about     

time to create a blog with not

hing except pictures of my progress in the acne scene. 

so here's the first "pic"(see above)

also I've been growing out the old mustache...LADIES, THERE'S ENOUGH FOR ALL OF YA