Tuesday, December 2, 2008

Dec. 2nd, 2008 Today is an interview day!


Ok so today I decided that you, my loyal dedicated readers, were ready for a bigger and more extreme challenge. Which is why I took the liberty of bringing in one of the most severe cases I've ever known so we can all study and learn from this extreme case. His name is Brady Roche. I conducted this interview with him without explaining to him that it was an interview or for my very very popular blog or anything like that. Great guy, really bad acne. And for those who are only here to stay up to date with MY acne, well it's basically the fucking same as it was yesterday and the day before for christs sake. on to the interview:


         me:ok

uhh

alright

so hows the acne scene been treating you lately

Brady: TERRIBLE

i have probably my worst acne ever

stressne


         m: could you possibly describe in depth your current acne severity?

like uhh what are we looking at here

B: dude

like

chin area is destroyed

M: oof. many whiteheads?

B:same nose acne since 4 christmases ago

M: ooof

B: top side left side of cheek breakout

M: ohmahgawsh

          B: overall a bad scene

         M: so it sounds like youve got a pretty bad scene over where youre at huh?

         so could you give me a brief history of treatments that you've been on in the     past? and have any of them seemed to help at all?

         B: im on oxy right now

             no

         M: I understand you've done some of those like 3 step process style treatment   methods before. which step seemed to help the most and why? 

         B: like yeah ive tried twoof those 3 step shit

             i guess the last step rules

         M: which is?

         B: but i still was an acne monster

         M: would you say youre more of an acne monster today than you were in those days?

         B: maybe, not sure

          not as much on the nose but definetly worse everywhere else

             is this an interview?

         M: what gets you through the times when your acne is the most severe?

              do you have a song you like to sing or anything like that?

          B: girls

    umm

    my dogs

    girls

    girls

    angels and airwaves the smithsbowie

    girls

             my fatass

M: when you say girls what exactly are you referring to

         B: oh just the ladies on general

         M: ok those are some excellent and articulate answers

             now i am going exploit this interview over the internet without your permission.

         B: thats fine like i give ashit

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