Ok so today I decided that you, my loyal dedicated readers, were ready for a bigger and more extreme challenge. Which is why I took the liberty of bringing in one of the most severe cases I've ever known so we can all study and learn from this extreme case. His name is Brady Roche. I conducted this interview with him without explaining to him that it was an interview or for my very very popular blog or anything like that. Great guy, really bad acne. And for those who are only here to stay up to date with MY acne, well it's basically the fucking same as it was yesterday and the day before for christs sake. on to the interview:
me:ok
uhh
alright
so hows the acne scene been treating you lately
Brady: TERRIBLE
i have probably my worst acne ever
stressne
m: could you possibly describe in depth your current acne severity?
like uhh what are we looking at here
B: dude
like
chin area is destroyed
M: oof. many whiteheads?
B:same nose acne since 4 christmases ago
M: ooof
B: top side left side of cheek breakout
M: ohmahgawsh
B: overall a bad scene
M: so it sounds like youve got a pretty bad scene over where youre at huh?
so could you give me a brief history of treatments that you've been on in the past? and have any of them seemed to help at all?
B: im on oxy right now
no
M: I understand you've done some of those like 3 step process style treatment methods before. which step seemed to help the most and why?
B: like yeah ive tried twoof those 3 step shit
i guess the last step rules
M: which is?
B: but i still was an acne monster
M: would you say youre more of an acne monster today than you were in those days?
B: maybe, not sure
not as much on the nose but definetly worse everywhere else
is this an interview?
M: what gets you through the times when your acne is the most severe?
do you have a song you like to sing or anything like that?
B: girls
umm
my dogs
girls
girls
angels and airwaves the smithsbowie
girls
my fatass
M: when you say girls what exactly are you referring to
B: oh just the ladies on general
M: ok those are some excellent and articulate answers
now i am going exploit this interview over the internet without your permission.
B: thats fine like i give ashit
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